ROOMMATES
Who touched my fries?
The fries were visibly communal. They were in my takeout bag.
PERSON B LEADS
2.1K jurors
68%
Petty Court is accepting filings
Your argument is now in session.
File a funny, harmless disagreement. Call in the jury. Let the people decide who made this weird.
Entertainment onlyAnonymous names welcome
FINAL VERDICT
Case #0007421
The thermostat was moved two degrees.
WINNER
Person B
GUILTY
68% decisive
“If you have to wear a parka in July, you have standing.”
412 jurorsShare ruling
PUBLIC DOCKET
Today's most consequential nonsense.
RELATIONSHIPS
He didn’t text back
A simple ‘busy’ would have worked. The meeting ran long. The phone was silent.
CASE DISMISSED
1.8K jurors
52%
FOOD
The laundry thief
My hoodie left the dryer first. It was unclaimed for two whole days.
BOTH GUILTY
1.5K jurors
54%
THE PROCESS
Tiny stakes. Full courtroom drama.
A playful verdict for the group chat—not a place for real harm, harassment, or legal claims.
- 01
Make your case
File the facts, pick a category and tell both sides without the group-chat novel.
- 02
Call the jury
Send a private room to friends or put a harmless dispute on the public docket.
- 03
Share the verdict
After 24 hours, court closes with a screenshot-ready ruling worth sending everywhere.
KEEP IT PETTY, NOT PERSONAL
The bailiff has standards.
Report a case or witness comment if it crosses the line. We're here for harmless debates, playful roasts, and verdicts—not abuse or serious accusations.