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PUBLIC COURT
Let the docket decide.
Put a harmless dispute on the public docket and let the wider jury vote. No payment needed.
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File a free, funny, harmless disagreement. Call in the jury. Let the people decide who made this weird.
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FINAL VERDICT
Case #0007421
The thermostat was moved two degrees.
WINNER
Person B
GUILTY
68% decisive
“If you have to wear a parka in July, you have standing.”
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CHOOSE YOUR COURTROOM
Start free. Add drama only if you want it.
Public Court is free. Private Jury Room and Animated Final Verdict are optional paid upgrades when they fit the case.
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PRIVATE JURY ROOM
Invite-only jury.
Keep the case out of the public docket and share the room only with the jurors you choose.
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ANIMATED FINAL VERDICT
Make the ruling move.
Add a premium motion treatment to a shareable final verdict once the court closes.
Available from a closed-case verdict
PUBLIC DOCKET
Today's most consequential nonsense.
THE PROCESS
Tiny stakes. Full courtroom drama.
A playful verdict for the group chat—not a place for real harm, harassment, or legal claims.
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Make your case
File the facts, pick a category and tell both sides without the group-chat novel.
- 02
Call the jury
Start free in Public Court, or choose the $3 Private Jury Room for invite-only voting.
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Share the verdict
After 24 hours, court closes with a screenshot-ready ruling worth sending everywhere.
KEEP IT PETTY, NOT PERSONAL
The bailiff has standards.
Report a case or witness comment if it crosses the line. We're here for harmless debates, playful roasts, and verdicts—not abuse or serious accusations.